The BEST popcorn…ever.
At my home, we watch a lot of movies every week. In fact, not many days goes by without one being played. We’re a media spoiled family…and along with that movie, we Buckley’s always have popcorn around. I mean, what’s a movies without popcorn?
We got that from my mom. Always had popcorn on hand.
Now, I have an uncle…Uncle Bob, my mom’s only brother–who makes THE perfect popcorn. Not good, not great…perfect.
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So Kathi and I went out with the Dilts and Taylors last night to go see Tron Legacy. The guys wanted to go to see the continuation because we were geeks. The women wanted to go to be with their guys because they were…well, girls.
Go see it. 97% Visual Candy.
The theater was packed and though I hate the 3D glasses I have to say the experience was worth it this time. I not only enjoyed the movie and was elated by the continuation of the storyline, the music of Daft Punk was brilliant. Of course I have had the album on continuous loop for the past 26 hours. It reminds me of key parts of the Wanted Hero storyline (it’s a Gnome thing).
The effects were awesome, the various digital vehicles were outstanding. I was a tad disappointed there wasn’t more fighting with discs and my only ‘blah’ moment was the nightclub fight. I’ve been in versions of those situations (minus the beautiful brunette in glowing spandex) so it seemed anything but believable. All in all, however, I thought it an extremely fun movie and can’t wait for the DVD so I can complete the set.
The geeks in the theater did growl at Kathi in disapproval as she burst out in laughter when the neon chicks redressed Sam in his new digital duds. She slapped her hand over her mouth as her body shook in hysterics.
…I think it had something to do with leaning over and asking her: “Do you think that outfit comes in a 5XL?”
Read MoreBREAK OF REALITY
If you live in the state of Utah, take a break this Monday, November 15th and join us in Logan to see what I feel to be ‘a refreshing and long overdue emotional pleasure in music’.
Evan, bless his soul, gave me an album on my iPod and which became my favorite album in under 10 minutes of pushing play.
The only way I can describe my reaction was ‘solid and captivating’, as each climax grabbed my heart and inspired my visual mind to no end. I’m a cartoonist and writer, so when something hits you like this–you grab on and refuse to let go. Experiences similar are too far and few in between.
It is my hope that these amazing, talented men will consider joining with The BIG Lagoon, and allow us to craft a musical aspect of our online culture never before seen. Yes, I’m that impressed with Break of Reality.
So if’ you’re a fan of Break of Reality, post on their blog to have them sign up for the Beta Test team on TBL (www.thebiglagoon.com) and if you DON’T know who these guys are…
Well, get off your butt and get to Logan and the University of Utah, Monday, November 15th at 8pm for their concert.
…Oh, did I mention that the concert was FREEEEEEE?
Freakin waHOOO!
LINK—->REMEMBER! MONDAY NOVEMBER, CONCERT IN LOGAN UTAH AT THE UNIVERSITY OF UTAH, 8PM!
Read MoreHow To Torture Your Teen
Once in a while, you as a parent, should have a little fun.
I mean, you gave birth to them, you bathe them, clothe them, feed them, changed their diapers…heck you ladies have cleaned up messes that would make the Roto-rooter man puke!
Yet, the more important factor to consider here is: once in a blue moon, you should exercise your privilege of being mom and dad for the greater comic good. It’s as simple as that.
So, if you’ve had the kind of day where your teen hasn’t listened as they should have, or maybe they hit you with some sarcasm that they should have refrained from, I want to give you a treat:
Acceptable torture for your teen.
No, this does not involve pain in any way, except maybe their ego…it’s just something that will make most teens scream and make you laugh until it hurts. No scars, no wounds…just fun and a look of shock you’ll be able to make postcards from. All for a couple hours of prep and a single dollar. Seriously–just a buck.
Ready?
Go to your local dollar store and buy a bag of generic marbles. Any kind will do, but if you happen to luck out and find some metal ones, grab ‘em–they work the best. Now, some of us die-hard discipline, ‘honor thy mother and thy father or thou shalt be in serious crap’ parents take an extra step: buy the large metal balls used for larger game with wrist-rockets instead of the marbles. They cost a bit more, but the level of laughter is much more satisfying. I got mine from the local Wal-Mart.
Now take the marbles and place them in the freezer. Don’t let the teen find them. Paper lunch sacs works perfect. Roll the top closed and leave them through the night.
Next, plan the time for attack. I like to encourage my teens to stay up and watch a good movie or two, just to make sure they’re up late and really tired when they go to bed. That way if I make a mistake, they’re too out of it to stir or care.
Take the bag, open the top and hold the bottom of the bag in your palm. DO NOT HOLD THE MARBLES IN YOUR NAKED HAND…it warms them up too fast and you miss the true effect.
Sneak into the teens room, lift up the sheets and quickly pour the marbles into the bed. Let the sheet fall immediately behind the last marble and watch the show.
The freeze hits quickly, but the best part is watching the teen try and get away from the sensation. No matter where they roll, the marbles follow the indentation in the bed and stick to them. 7 out of 10 times, they end up flipping out of bed, onto the floor.
Best time to do this? Oh anytime you need a pick-me-up…but the most dramatic effects always happen in the winter months. Teens want to stay snuggled under the covers, which amplifies my giggle reflex when they hit the floor.
Have some fun, bring a camera. If you send me the pics, I’ll post them here if anyone’s interested. If you have a movie and put it on Youtube, I’ll post it here as well.
Read MoreWhat Crazy Clips Have You Caught?
I love talking with my little children, especially Simon. In fact, most people we know love talking with our 3 year old, because it’s always a treat, it’s always off the wall and unexpected and it’s always funny.
Truth be known, I have wanted to start making movies of Simon for work, mainly because he’s so fun to watch and every day he begs to go to work with me. Maybe I can film him and eventually get paid for making people laugh…
The question is: what great child event/situation/humorous saying have you captured on film for yourself?
If you haven’t taken the opportunity, consider it!
Read MoreThe Zoo…and Animals That Visit Them.
So, I’m 41 today.
Don’t say Happy Birthday, tomorrow can’t get here soon enough for me.
I did however get taken to one of my favorite places: The Zoo. You know, see the sights, visit the relatives.
The joy in the zoo comes from the reactions of the smaller kids. Carley (2) looked at the bats and cringed, sticking out her tongue and saying ‘gross’. The funny thing about walking the grounds and observing is you quickly notice there are far more animals OUTside the cages than in them. Short tempered parents who are screaming and even using foul language with their little ones. These small, inquisitive minds are simply trying to take in all of the experiences.
Why for heavens sake, would you go to such a place when you’re in a foul mood or can’t take a moment and live through your kids?
Tip: If your going to act like an animal, stay home and lock yourself in a room. You’ll save yourself a pocket of cash and you’ll keep your kids safe from a mood you’d be ashamed of if you looked in the mirror.
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