Yeah, I did a simple list about myself, but Kathilynn said it was boring. Said it didn’t really reveal anything about me or my personality. “I wasn’t expecting informative, sweetheart, I was expecting FUN…”
Fine. Fun. Sure, I can do ‘FUN’.
Whoopdee flippin DO.
So here’s some dirt about me you can’t find elsewhere.
10. No matter how many times I yell “Shitzu” out loud, it’s not a swear word…it really IS a dog.
9. In my travels and especially in business, I have learned and openly taught that it’s futile to try and make something idiot proof…because sooner or later the world will build a better idiot.
8. Eggs, turpentine, gasoline and nail polish remover quickly melts the paint off the side of police cars. Even when officers are still IN the cars. How I know that, I ain’t saying…
7. A two year old can only effectively eat 3 full sized bananas at a time. One in the mouth, one in each ‘touch my banana and you die sucker’ fist. Oh, BTW, if the child stops and smiles wide, …duck.
6. If you only have one kid, you’re not a “real” parent IMO. I mean come on…you don’t have ANY negotiation and interrogation skills! If something breaks YOU KNOW WHO DID IT!
5. My current aerobic exercise routine is taking a shower and tying my shoes. For my weight training, I pull myself out of bed and get up to change the channel on the TV…but only if all children are out of ear shot.
4. I believe coffee is the perfect stimulant. It’s only drawback is that it doesn’t come with an IV.
3. My four year old Simon wants to grow up to be exactly like me,…so he won’t sink in the pool.
2. I just want to completely change and empower the world of youth. Why? Because I think they’re worth it. Even when they’re little craps and you want to knock some sense into them with a shovel–they’re worth it! That’s the main reason i started writing WANTED:HERO and why my whole family is now involved in it. I think the story is far better as a novel than as a comic book, but you’ll have to judge for yourself.
1. No other band has grabbed and converted me as a fan, faster than Break of Reality. They surpassed my highest hopes, when four days after I heard their music (for the first time), I packed up my teenage kids and traveled 2+ hours to hear their concert and shake their hands. Are they good? Well, when I was asked by a college student what my favorite song is from Break of Reality, I found myself looking back and smiling with the reply: “Whatever song I’m listening to at the moment.”
Yeah…they’re that good.
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